Reason for the Title
It was post High School. I had made friends with a group from Shoreline High School in "North Seattle" (the school is now closed). Due to my lack of self-esteem, or whatever, I used to say to people I would meet:
"Hi, my name is Matt - like, wipe your feet on the Matt." (ha ha)
My good friend Carolyn (who I was secretly in love with at the time) got very iritated by this but, what the hey, it made people laugh. I accomplished my goal.
"Hi, my name is Matt - like, wipe your feet on the Matt." (ha ha)
My good friend Carolyn (who I was secretly in love with at the time) got very iritated by this but, what the hey, it made people laugh. I accomplished my goal.
posted by WipeYourFeetOnTheMatt at 3:29 PM
2 Comments:
Were you secretly in love with her like I've been secretly in love with Michael TCBFC and Tony the Cute Checkout Boy from Safeway and others???
Yes, and no. I held my feelings pretty close to the vest until my 18th birthday. See my story: "the first time I got drunk" on my website: www.paulsbasement.org
It's a hoot.
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